Dear Al Gore,
I know you care about the environment. But you obviously must not care enough about the enviroment, because if you did, if you cared just a little bit, you would thwap some heads over at B & S and tell them to send me an invite. Now why don't you show your love for the earth and go to Cali and do that right now? I won't tell that it wasn't your idea.
Thanks a bunch!