Recently, it came to my attention that there are solar powered backpacks on the market. Sadly, they are stupidly expensive and very ugly. Also, I feel like wearing one says "Hey, look at me! I have all my expensive electronics charging in this stupidly expensive backpack!" Despite these drawbacks, I want one. My birthday's in June, but I'd accept it as a late Chanukah present. Thanks Al! (And, as you know, I've been very good this year.)
P.S. The New Hampshire primary is this week. Who would you vote for?